seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

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my hobbies include being a sarcastic bitch and that’s it

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

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tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

image

jesus christ

did u think i was lying

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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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You can always count on Phyllis to tell it like it is.

You can always count on Phyllis to tell it like it is.

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theyellowbrickroad:

i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them

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stevenyeon:

Djesus Uncrossed

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