pussylipgloss:

my ascend from heaven 

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moon-meat:

This never gets old.

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foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

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fuckin-pasta:

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

slam DUNKED

(via demiavacato)

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

(via demiavacato)

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

(via ibn-la-ahottie)

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

(via kimberlyjane7)

What a fucking nerd
Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via sleepingawaytheday)

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

(via bruceywillis263)

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(via sleepingawaytheday)

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

(via hi)

thefightingfairy:

tic-tac-scented-tree:

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

theres like a little mow with each step down the stairs just like
mowmowmowmowmowmowmowmow ohmygod ohmygod youre home

the thing about cats greeting you at the door, and dogs greeting you at the door, is dogs greet EVERYONE at the door. they’re not particularly happy to see you, they’re happy to see anyone.

cats on the other hand, usually don’t start greeting at the door until you have a close bond with them.

they come to see you. they’re happy you’ve come home.

my cats didn’t greet me at the door at first unless they wanted out the door to get to the grass, but after becoming close with them, I can’t hardly get through the door without stepping on them they’re so happy to see us, and, they both piratically sleep on top of us any chance they get, and I’m almost never alone in any room at any given time.

anyone who says cats aren’t affectionate or as affectionate as dogs and are therefor inferior simply prove they’re not willing to put effort into forging a relationship; they simply want the payoff without the work.

(via squarepizza)